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glebe digital
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21 December 2006
I'm used to seeing some pretty unbelieveable jobs on this batsh*t crazy site, but this takes the effing biscuit:
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"I am designing a website for a fishing bait company. They would like a stylish animation featured on their home page, which will be embedded into the websites design. The animation needs to be pretty short - it is an opening intro to the website.
The animation is to look real life, as if you are looking down into a lake, with a rippling effect in the water and boilies (fishing bait) positioned at the bottom of the lake. A carp swims along and eats the bait - leaving an smooth imprint of the companies logo at the bottom of the lake."
Budget Range : £50 - £100
Budget Type : Fixed Fee
...within two hours it even has a clutch of bids!
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surely NO-ONE can be that much of a lunatic?
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"I am designing a website for a fishing bait company. They would like a stylish animation featured on their home page, which will be embedded into the websites design. The animation needs to be pretty short - it is an opening intro to the website.
The animation is to look real life, as if you are looking down into a lake, with a rippling effect in the water and boilies (fishing bait) positioned at the bottom of the lake. A carp swims along and eats the bait - leaving an smooth imprint of the companies logo at the bottom of the lake."
Budget Range : £50 - £100
Budget Type : Fixed Fee
...within two hours it even has a clutch of bids!
___________
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
surely NO-ONE can be that much of a lunatic?
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Rizzo
Messages count : 51Likes count : 0Registration : 5 November 2006Someone has very politely added 'You may need to rethink your budget' at the end. - Contact in PM
glebe digital
Messages count : 105Likes count : 2Registration : 21 December 2006
Finally a voice of sanity.....however he won't get the gig, which will no-doubt go to a team of Hamsters using ripped software.Rizzo, post: 15256 a écrit : Someone has very politely added 'You may need to rethink your budget' at the end.
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