I've got a smoke and a pancake:cool2

SallyAnne, post: 2299 a écrit : I did - I sensed in my reproduction glands, that someone needed my help :D
They still haven't PM'd me though - I'm very disappointed :(

Where the frick is CUK?!!

Just created a new thread to try and reel you in



but since you're here...

Gonzo, post: 2287 a écrit : I think you'll be alright, we are being quite well behaved and sticking to our own threads (apart from me who has just posted on the journalism forum :ohwell I was being helpful though).

I was going to offer some advive on the reproduction thread but saw one of my fellow CUKers beat me to it

well he has no power on here - or does he?:frown2

Diver, post: 2265 a écrit : Scotspine otherwise known as "He who must be obeyed" :D

the one with the footie shirt avater?

Diver, post: 2261 a écrit : We do try

SP says that we are very trying actually :D

Excuse me I'm thick - who's SP?

Well I could do to lose a little weight

Diver, post: 2214 a écrit : I don't know, try it and let me know :D

haven't got worms though:(

Drontal? or does that only work on dog worms?

Diver, post: 2205 a écrit : Worming? is there a new global event that I am blissfully ignorant of :confused:

Yes, the global worm count has gone up - in starkingly similar factors as warming:)

Even the increase in software and DVD pirates has had no effect - they must be genuine peg legged shoulder parrot toting pirates rolling the high seas

ChiefGoatBlowerOldGreg, post: 2185 a écrit : Well, as any Pastafarian knows, there is a strong correlation between decreasin pirate numbers and increasing global temperatures, which is why we need an immediate pirate breeding programme.

I know I have seen the graph which demonstrates a direct correlation between pirate number decline and global worming.

A place for CUK refugees to feel like home - like a mcdonalds in a foreign country.

You'll have to make your own newbie brolly company enquires and as CD, Nicky G et al haven't followed us here you'll have to make your own links between immigration and decreased butterflies in the UK.